Saturday, August 19, 2006


signs that you're an old fuck:

you sell your sweet-ass redline bmx for a road bike

you get married

you start pricing vegetables at the farmer's market

you start drinking at home rather than at bars

one word: cankles

you begin building an arsenal of favorite movies, t.v. shows and books from your childhood, so your future family will know who the fuck etrayu, snuffleupagus, and aslan really are

you start sounding like your mother

you hoof it to and through hunter's point to sell your gorilla biscuits tickets, just cos you don't wanna deal with the kids

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