signs that you're an old fuck:
you sell your sweet-ass redline bmx for a road bike
you get married
you start pricing vegetables at the farmer's market
you start drinking at home rather than at bars
one word: cankles
you begin building an arsenal of favorite movies, t.v. shows and books from your childhood, so your future family will know who the fuck etrayu, snuffleupagus, and aslan really are
you start sounding like your mother
you hoof it to and through hunter's point to sell your gorilla biscuits tickets, just cos you don't wanna deal with the kids
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