I just found this list I compiled last year to amuse myself whilst being chased out of our former apartment by mold, green slime, ants and a callous landlord. Ah, nostalgia.
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We're sleeping on the couch because our bedroom wall is mossy and expanding.
Mold ate my kid's expensive eco-friendly wooden toys
He's under the moldy stack, fast asleep.
My son and I made a songbook.
I'd show you but the mold ate it.
Mold for breakfast, fleas for dinner
Maybe the MOLD ate yaw baby!
There are now ants frolicking in the mold.
1,2 the mold is coming for you...
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