Monday, March 19, 2007
from Baby World to Bed, Bath and Beyond
Nursing bra saleslady:
Now, you want a bra that will grow with you during your pregnancy, that you can continue to wear postpartum. How many months are you?
But, I AM postpartum! I had my baby last week!
Aww, how cute! I love babies! How many months are you?
Girl, I DONE had that baby!
Sister, it takes a long time to lose that baby weight.
It ain't like in the movies!