Nursing bra saleslady:Now, you want a bra that will grow with you during your pregnancy, that you can continue to wear postpartum. How many months are you?
Me: But, I AM postpartum! I had my baby last week!
Cashier: Aww, how cute! I love babies! How many months are you?
Me: Girl, I DONE had that baby!
my Mom: Sister, it takes a long time to lose that baby weight.
It ain't like in the movies!