Monday, March 19, 2007

from Baby World to Bed, Bath and Beyond

Nursing bra saleslady:

Now, you want a bra that will grow with you during your pregnancy, that you can continue to wear postpartum. How many months are you?


But, I AM postpartum! I had my baby last week!


Aww, how cute! I love babies! How many months are you?


Girl, I DONE had that baby!

my Mom:

Sister, it takes a long time to lose that baby weight.
It ain't like in the movies!