young workerbee autosodomized by her own boredom

i have no right to complain.
i'm getting paid twenty blocks of government cheese per hour to sit here and look busy.
no one is breathing down my neck to do work.
they paid for lunch.


but this is friggin retarded.
i'm getting secretary spread, tunnel vision, and carpal tunnel all at the same time.


this morning i was so numb from the past three days of this sleepworking, that i farted at my desk.

loudly.

then i overflowed the toilet.


yum. pregnancy.

oracle / auricle

In craft class yesterday,
Will Alexander told us
to remember that we are oracles.

gorilla bee oyster (flower human)

superciliary arch compound eye ___ anther eyebrow

mouth mouth gills stigma mouth parts

wrist spur ______ sepal wrist

knuckle antenna accutor __ finger

thorax thorax stomach stem belly

fur exoskeleton shell epidermis skin

toe wing labial palp ___ phalange

auricle ______ auricle ____ auricle

jasper the jewish sock-eating grandma

it's official.
i've blogged the kitties so much, we're starting to look alike...