Wednesday, November 22, 2006

young workerbee autosodomized by her own boredom

i have no right to complain.
i'm getting paid twenty blocks of government cheese per hour to sit here and look busy.
no one is breathing down my neck to do work.
they paid for lunch.


but this is friggin retarded.
i'm getting secretary spread, tunnel vision, and carpal tunnel all at the same time.


this morning i was so numb from the past three days of this sleepworking, that i farted at my desk.

loudly.

then i overflowed the toilet.


yum. pregnancy.

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